NO DEAD BEETS ALLOWED
Dwight is... well, he’s like a Swiss Army knife. Sometimes he’s all business, other times he’s setting up a trap for the building’s raccoon problem. He gets stuff done, and he’s... sort of my rock. My weird, intense rock
Dwight may be the most unpredictable guy I’ve ever met, but here’s the thing: he’s also the most dependable. If I needed help at 3 a.m. in the middle of a beet field, Dwight would be there, no questions asked. Of course, there’d be a lot of questions afterward.
For all his eccentricities, Dwight actually has a good heart. He’s loyal and will do anything for the people he cares about... even if that means pulling a fire drill to make sure we’re ‘prepared.’
Dwight is... unparalleled. He’s serious, hardworking, and well, let’s face it, the most competent person in the office. The man knows his beets and his job, and he’s very dedicated. And that’s... admirable.
Dwight’s kind of intense, but he’s also a guy who actually believes in what he does. I can respect that. Plus, he could probably take over Dunder Mifflin if he wanted to, and that’s... kind of impressive
Dwight’s a pain, but the man knows how to hustle. Anyone who can juggle a farm, a side business, and office work without dropping the ball? Respect. He’s relentless, like a human freight train.
Dwight might seem rough around the edges, but when it matters, he’s always there. He’s the kind of person who’d help you move a couch with no questions. And then he’d ask you about fertilizer techniques, but still..
The guy’s got spirit, that’s for sure! Dwight has this... weird charm, like a general out of a history book. He’s fearless, and you’ve got to admire that! Even if he does threaten to ‘banish’ people from Schrute Farms.
Dwight’s... efficient. Intense. A survivalist, if you will. If the world ended tomorrow, I’d want him by my side. That guy knows his stuff... the important stuff.
Dwight’s crazy, but he’s dedicated. If he’s got your back, he’s got it all the way. Plus, he throws one hell of a Schrute Farms party. What more could you ask for?
